Living in Fort Collins Colorado has the advantage of being in the center of a beer culture all it's own. This city hosts some of the best breweries in the world within a single square mile. That said, I tend to be a more simplistic beer connoisseur. My beer of choice 90% of the time, Pabst Blue Ribon (PBR). Its one of the easiest drinking yet flavorful beers in the world, and I can go through many of them on a hot Saturday afternoon. Such was the case today in fact, we reached a pleasant 81 degrees, and I reached for a few cold ones when company came over.
Sitting on my patio with a neighbor enjoying the gorgeous day, I pulled 2 long necks from my fridge. Though he has no idea of my kinky affairs we maintain a very vanilla friendship. Now I must say though I thoroughly enjoy the man, I'd like the opportunity to enjoy his wife in a different way. She is the kind of woman with a few extra pounds that I call 'everyday gorgeous', but I think has no idea on her own just how attractive she is. He was explaining how she was at the gym and had just started a new membership to shed some meat from her bones as I handed him his beer. Of course I couldn't help but think of how I'd love to see her naked as he was explaining, but I kept it to myself of course. We both popped the top and toasted to a perfect Colorado day, when I looked at the underside of my bottle cap. Ironicly enough, a Queen of Spades!
For those of you that don't know, PBR has under every bottle cap a suit and number making every cap essentially a playing card. Now I've had the Queen of Spades before on a cap, but it was certainly appropriate at that moment as I was just imagining getting freaky with this mans wife. I glanced at him in my patio chair as he looked at his own cap after opening it. He looked up at me and said: "A Queen of Spades, what did you get?"
"No shit, I got the very same thing." I couldn't believe the immediate coincidence of the situation. A pair of Queens right there on the spot as I daydreamed of using the mans wife for carnal pleasure. I collected both caps for 'disposal' as far as he was concerned, and stuck them in my pocket for a keepsake of the moment.
I'm a firm believer of don't shit where you eat. I've never approached immediate friends, co-workers, or neighbors about swinging as the situation would backfire 9 out of 10 times. But I have to ask myself.... Is it a sign?
maybe it meant that yous were 2 queens?? jk bro - you actually said it first.
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